HAHA. my fren sent this email to me . damn FUNNY LA.

I knew a gurl that was so stupid that.......

1#she called me to get my phone number.
2#she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3#she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4#she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5#she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6#she tried to drown a fish.
7#she thought a quarterback was a refund.
8#she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9#she tripped over a cordless phone.
10#she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11#she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12#she studied for a blood test.
13#she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14#when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15#when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16#when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!