Today, me, shihwee and qiujin went to buy grass jelly during recess time.
Shihwee bought grassjelly mixed wif soyamilk.
i wanted to buy grassjelly but ot mixed with soyamilk.
Auntie: ah girl , 你也是要跟她一样啊?
Me : uhh. 我只是要水草不要soyamilk de.
Auntie : orh.. 仙草啊?
Shihwee wanted to correct me but den the auntie corrected me 1st and i was like SH!T ? i said STRAW... INTSTEAD OF GRASSJELLY ! and i was like LOL LOL LOL LOL den i take the cup while laughing oso shake shake shake until almost spilled the whole cup le. den nxt Qiujin went to buy.
Qiujin: Auntie , 一杯青草.
( coz translation is qing chow )
den at tt time i haven stop laughing yet den i burst our into laughter and said IS NOT 青草 LA ! ( WAHAHHA-ing ) den my cup shake shake shake until i almost put it on the floor cos cant stop laughing lahs. too retarded alr lohs. den is like shihwee and qiujin drink fin le i still there laughing and barely drank 2-3 mouths coz i almost wanted to spit out liao la. coz i was like laughing and drinking ? oya.. i think Mei saw me laughing like siao and toking abt the retarded 水草,仙草and later on dono y a 海草 popped out and i said huh ? hu said 海草 ? and dey said no la. noone toked abt tt we were jus saying abt all those 草s. OMG LA. SO DARN retaRED ~~ and on the way back to class we were like bickering abt those retarded 草s and qiujin said straw shld be GUAN ZI wad.. not 水草. den still got dono hu said 海草 is seaweed den shihwee said seaweed is 海带 den i say no la ! hai dai is the game tt we play : 海带ah 海带.. ma .. right ? den she ya.. but is seaweed.. den i say is not seaweed.. 海带 is scallop .. den we continud bickering until we stepped into the class.. SO RETARDED OMG !!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
during maths lesson we were learning abt acute angles , obtuse angle , right angle .. etc . den someone said OBESE ANGLE ! den the teacher from den on keep teaching us obese angles ass in like when she wan to teach she said OBESE angles and blah blah blah. DAMN FUNNY CAN .
during chinese lesson , 1 of the idiotic guy he went to use his Bilabong bottle and pulled up the nip and den when the teacher is somewhr near him , he sprinkled water on the teacher lahs ! den is like cRAzYyyy ~~
during hist lesson the teacher said blahblahblah EARDROP.. instead of EAVEDROP lahs. i think i'm the only one tt heard his mistake.. LOLS ! :D
okay.. tt's all for today . it's super retarded day. everyone is so retarded. so are you.. the one reading.. HEH :D okay.. now let those retarded ppl see how clever you are ;D

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic!

Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the total.

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?>>>>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Answer:He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you!