this is damn funny but i forgotten to post abt it !!!!


1 of June Friday , had sjab. SUPER DUPER FUN/
all the sec 1s supposed to be casualties while the sec 3s are 1st aiders.
we had an activation .
casualties were dead , spinal injuries , fainted , shocked , got burnt on the hand , hysteria and etc.
guess wad i am ?

I'M HYSTERIA ( siao ting dong ) and having 3RD DEGREE BURNT on the left hand ( chao dar hand )

so fun larhs. before the skid i alr start warming up.. i jus cant stop LAUGHING ! goshh. den qiujin tok to me oso kena irritated coz she tok to me den i say OUCH ! somemore i went to pinch her den i say OUCH. LOLS. den when we going to the classroom blocks there to 'put' the casualties there and wait for the skid to start den 1st aiders will look out for dem and aid them. me and qiujin was like walking in ZIG-ZAGS somemore at the front den the other casualties were behind us.. staff was beside us den he say CAN WALK FASTER ? me and qiujin walked in ZIG-ZAGS form and walked super fast. den suddenly like nv hear any noise from them so i looked back and stopped , SAW THEM LOOKING AT US AND LAUGHING ! den me and qiujin was like WTH... PAISEH LEHS !

coz i supposed to be hysteria right ? so i must SCREAM at the top of my voice and run abt like a LUNATIC.

i hopped , ran , skip , scream , yell , did jumping jack while running , muttered nonsense , disturbed my frens ( the casualties )

dey so kelian lorhs ! PITY YOUR MAN. coz when sheryl ( fainted ) i go and disturb her by poking her den i muttered some nonsense and den she keep laughing den i say LAUGH WAD LAUGH ! HMPH ! BYEBYE ! it's damn retarded larhs.

and jason , also a casualty , he got a bandage on his head and his legs den i pulled open the bandage on his legs and found a pen on the floor and keep knocking his soles den i say WAD A LOUSY DRUM ! NO SOUND DE ! LOUSY ! LOUSY ! and i keep knocking his sole.. must be ticklish. heh. den he keep kicking.. and said GO AWAY LARHS. den i continued saying LOUSY DRUM !

den i skip past qiujin who was lying on the floor at a corner classroom and 2 chairs blocking her, i was shouting nonsense and HELP ! den i went to tok to her nonsense den she say JOLENE, HERE A LOT OF ANTS ! den i was like ARGH ! KILL YOU , ANTS ! and i started stomping on the ants , and den skipped off and shouted HELP ! HELP ! ANTS GONNA EAT QIUJIN UP ! HELP !!! ~~~~

den i ran up and down untill i go bonkers and saw linus looking out of the parapet.. he supposed to be a casualty larhs.. he shouting HELP ! den i faster from the 1st floor run up to the 4th floor and i disturbed him , he went to a corner and i shouted HELP ! HELP ! den i pulled his hair ! MUAHAHS. den he was like JOLENE , YOU SIAO ALR ARHS ? den i shout even louder , HELP ! LINUS SAY I SIAO !! HELP ! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!

den i keep running past my staff , Nicola den she ask me to go and disturb the 1st aiders and the 1st aid post at the 1st floor den i say OKAY. den i ran down agn and den i walk slowly to 1 of the 1st aider, from PEICAI, who was aiding 1 of the casualty and i COLLAPSED INFRONT OF HIM. he mus hav freakked out. HEH. den when he put the casualty he was attending to , he came to aid me , saying DON WORRY MDM, I'M A QUALIFIED 1ST AIDER. den i shouted HELP ! HELP HELP ! den i stood up and ran away , he chased after me. LOL. i ran and realised tt he stopped chasing, LOL. funny larhs.

i oso ran away shouting HELP ! until i went to the staff room and i was like goshh , better shutup 1st .. but i jus keep hopping ard.. den past the staff room continued agn.. den i was shouting HELP HELP ! ( in a high to low pitch tone ) den got some ppl from my sch was like looking and laughing at me larhs , i din care ! CONTINUED ! LOL.

den i oso shouted AHH ! HELP ! MY HAIR SO MESSY ! ( it's true.. din mess up myself , as i ran , became messy like cR@ZY. )

it's like SUPER DUPER FUN. i collapsed infront of those 1st aider fo 2-3 times lorhs. the floor so DIRTY. den even after the skid i still cant stop being hysteria.. coz when they say can go home le , i still say OMG ! HELP ! I'M GOING HOME ! HELP ! den annabelle told me tt i can stop le den i say HELP ! ANNABELLE ASK ME TO STOP ! i still din stop , SKIPPED like a retarded school kid to the classroom to take my writing materials den i say AIYO.. Y SO FAR DE.. I NID A TAXI ! TAXI ! TAXI ! it's like i only have to walk 1metre and a few more steps reached le.. xD den when zipping my bag wif 1 hand i said HELP ! SOMEBODY HELP ! CANNOT ZIP ! HELP !

den i said i wna eat chicken rice later den i say HELP ! I WAN EAT KOK KOK KEH LATER ! AHH !

it's retarded i noe.. HAHA. IT'S FUN FUN FUN ! ;D

can i be a hysteria casualty agn ? it's fun fun fun ! really ! FUN !

from then on , friends keep calling me HYSTERIA JO ;D AHAAS.