10 Things why I call my maid a RETARD.

1 Thing :
When I was using the computer, the songs on iTunes played the ' Doraemon Song ', she was attracted to it and came to the room. She started humming and sang it in the malay Doraemon Version and I, too, became a retard and joined in. -.-

2 Thing :
Polly was with me, she asked me to lend her. She imitated Polly's voice and I threatened to take a video of her doing that and she in return threatened me to bathe Polly immediately cause' I was hesitant to bathe Polly as she will take more than 1 week to dry. She's a FATTY POLLY.

3 Thing :
I was damn retarded kept acting like a monkey infront of the mirror and putting many colourful clips than she laugh until she said this, " Jo ah, you la, make me laugh until I want to vomit. " DIAO? got people laugh until vomit de mehs ? HAHA. and she said she was sweaty and her face was as red as a cooked lobster. I was sweaty and hot too.

4 Thing :
We kept 'quarrelling' until she said she want to ' join ' as in reconcile with me but I pretended to punch her. We were not really quarrelling as in she say this, I say that larhs. AIYA, whatever it is, sHe Is d@mN r3tArd3d.

5 Thing :
She was playing with Polly again and imitating her voice as usual, and suddenly her pocket of coins were juggling inside and she thought someone was coming and she started to spin in rounds as she wanted to act that she's hardworking but she got no idea what to do, I LAUGH AT HER FOR BEING SILLY ! MISTAKEN HER COINS FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S. ROFL.

6 Thing :
I was slacking throughout the day ever since I reach home at 1pm. She suddenly came out from the kitchen and said, " Jo ah, you better study, must prepare for your exam. " My sis who was on the phone heard what she said and both of us laughed at her. ( I wanted to write down what she said as in the asking me to study de so I asked her to rewind and she kept NG-ing until she say, " EH ! cannot leh, I WANT TO BE ACTRESS ! " diaos? funny la she.

7 Thing :
I was skipping in the afternoon and we were taking turns to skip. When it was her turn, she took 1 skip and it was as loud as an elephant stomping ! I told her that and she laughed like crazyyyyy.

8 Thing :
She used the skipping rope handles and use it as a microphone. I told her that and she pronounced microphone as ' mee-crow-phone ' . I showed her the paper which I have written down all these retarded things about her and I asked her to read this ' mee-crow-phone ' word and she say, " uh ? mee is noodle, crow is.." and i said bird, and she read phone as pone. LOL

9 Thing :
She came to me and took 1 piece of my past year paper which I left it on the table untouch the whole day, she said to me, " Jo eh, faster, I want to be teacher. " DOTS AGAIN !

10 Thing :
I told her I'm writing everything down and planned to post it on my blog for all to see how retarded she is and she said, " Cannot, is me and you only. " WHAHAS. d:


( I wrote everything down ! It all happened just yesterday ! )