HELLO LO LO LO.
A joke to brighten up your day.
&
Something to warn you about.

Help for the Speaker

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when
he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!"
The man said, "No problem."
With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.
"Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them.
"Thanks, but they're too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all.
He then said, "I have one more pair... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!"
With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "Oh I'm not a dentist. I work at the morgue*.."

* FYI, morgue is a place in which bodies are kept, esp. the bodies of victims of violence or accidents, pending identification or burial.

credits to http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/morgue

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Buying Cut fruit -Beware, better cut it yourself

Modern families dine out at times due to nature of work.
Please be mindful of such happenings.
It's in Singapore - Waterloo Street.
A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten.
Later when he had his Health check done... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.
His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under
went a checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors
checked again with the boy if he had eaten out...
The boy said 'yes'.
He had pineapple that evening.
Immediately a group from the hospital went
to the pineapple vendor to check.
They found the pineapple seller had a
cut on his finger while cutting the pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.
When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from
AIDS...but he himself was NOT aware.
Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now.
Please take care while you eat outside and spread this to your dear ones.

SCARRRY.